That. Was. AWESOME!

I can't believe Neville-- I mean, wow! Who would have thought?! Neville, they should make comic books about you!

HI, EVERYONE, WE'RE BACK!

... Tom, we can get you fresh new socks! We're home!

I say!  I just want to clear a few things up ( Read more... )

I WAS REALLY ANGRY THAT VOLDEMORT POSTED LIKE 30,000 OF THESE QUIZ RESULTS ON THIS (LIKE HE JUST FOUND THEM OUT), BUT I WANTED TO PROVE THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BELIEVE THESE FILTHY INTERNET LIES ( Read more... )

That's it! Enough! I've had it with this glorified season! Down with the decks of holly and harks of angels! I'm sick of the lights and carols and bells and whistles! Trees were never this important! Neither were stars! Or small Muggle children ( Read more... )

WELL, I'VE BEEN ENJOYING SOME TIME IN SOLITUDE, BUT I'M GLAD TO SEE THAT I CAN'T GO AWAY FOR TWO WEEKS WITHOUT EVERYTHING COMPLETELY FALLING APART. THAT IS GOOD NEWS ( Read more... )

I believe the time has come for a serious discussion regarding the positions of Potions Professor and Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor. There are three of us here attempting to teach only two subjects, and it is just not working! There is far too much jostling and the students are getting confused. Well, more than usual. There have been ( Read more... )

Colin and I are quite sick of it, so we've decided to make this poll to get a better sense of the public opinion. Depending on the results, we may petition the administration, or take matters into our own hands ( Read more... )

Mister Corner, when you have a moment, I wish to see you in my office to discuss a matter of some importance that you are uniquely suited to address. You will find on your bed an item whose name doubles as the password to enter my office.

JUST when things are looking good with business and not fighting any more and making Icicle cry--

You know I REALLY would've preferred it if she'd turned out to be making illegal trades or going to get sacked and she had BEST GET SACKED FOR THIS!How can she DO this?! Stalking Harry and bothering people and being rather odd in class was bad enough ( Read more... )

Transcription of events at the Eulogy by Aberforth Dumbledore, for his brother, Albus ( Read more... )